McChu 56|| Suzaku 43
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Route 120| Noon
Well. It seemed McChu's opinion was not well received.
"You know what? Let's just go. It's better than sitting here and arguing all day." Chickie Poo griped, beginning to trudge her way toward the path to the city. "If we fight 'em, we fight 'em. If we don't, that's great too, but the more time we spend snarling at each other the less time we actually have to finish this trip. I don't know about you, but I'd rather not be stuck in the grass at midnight listening to more bickering."
"Now that's what I--"
"Shut. UP!" McChu stopped mid-word as the little queer kid erupted, tearing from his lover's side to yell at the rat. That was... unexpected. "If you are so desperate to keep Miss Acht in charge why don't you shut your face and let her say something once in a while? Despite the fact you are large enough to have your own gravitational pull I have to remind you that the world doesn't revolve around you!"
The rat's frown returned, his pudgy face squishing with disapproval. "It's good to see you got to grow some balls for that faggy bastard back there to s--"
"He is trying to keep us safe," the black, angry dragon snapped, whirling on McChu with nothing but fury in her expression. The fuck?! "I haven't seen you doing that! Maybe if your brain worked as hard as your mouth, we'd have been out of this mess before now! So shut up or I'll--"
"All right, everybody, that is enough!" her brother interrupted, sending a sharp gale of wind to punctuate his words. McChu recovered quickly, his cheeks sparking with electricity. That fucking bitch! He'd figured her the only one ballsy enough to agree-- hell, she'd been singing almost the same fucking tune not five fucking minutes ago! The fucking hypocrite! "All of you, this is not helping. With the noise we're making, we'll be spotted before we can-- oh dear..."
The male dragon trailed off at the sight of his sister catching up with Xena, who'd taken the lead of the pack. Bristling with anger, he glared up at Magellan, teeth bared. "Fucking hypocrite bitch. If she were lying on the street bleeding, I'd fuckin' spit on 'er. You both hasn't seen anythin' I done for this fuckin' group-- she should learn to keep her fuckin' trap shut when she doesn't fuckin' know anythin'." Stomping off, not caring about any reply, he stormed toward the little jackal jackass that had spouted earlier.
Suzaku had been a bit surprised at the mutual backlash at the fat rodent, almost everyone telling him, in their own way, to shut the hell up. It was a bit vindicating, watching him take barrage after barrage of verbal insults, but he was rendered near speechless when Anubis took his turn. He was about ready to applaud the lucario when Lexa tore from the bulk of the group, the female charizard on her heels. Sinking back into his shell at the strange action of his sister, he turned back to Suzaku. "I think..." he began in a soft mutter, "I may have done a bad thing. She's going off alone and I don't think I can stop her." The blaziken looked back up, watching her receding figure disappear into the dense foliage. "What should I do?"
He heaved a sigh, unsure. He had no idea what would bring her back, or if he even should. "Well, maybe--" He stopped as he saw the rat's fat frame make his way to them, and Suzaku stepped in front of the lucario on instinct, putting himself between the two. "Move, prick," McChu growled, sparks flying, "You're not the one I wanna talk at."
Suzaku was unyielding, staring down at the plump little pokemon with a fierce gaze. "Back off," was his simple command, his stance as firm as his glower. McChu scoffed, an angry smirk lifting his pudgy cheeks.
"Fine." He looked at them both, eyes narrowing. "You can both fuck right the hell off. The both of ya's can starve for all I care. Then again, you probably have all the protein you need in yer fuckin' diets, so I guess you're all fuckin' set." Suzaku tensed, fist about to fly when he restrained himself. Getting in a fight now wouldn't do anything other than slow them down and wear them out. Seeing that he was getting away with that remark, McChu continued, speaking to Anubis alone. "If you ever talk to me like that again, you little prick, I'll roast your fuckin' tongue out." Giving them each one last glare before waddling off to catch up with the others. Watching him leave, Suzaku released a terse sigh, allowing his fist to relax. Little arrogant...
"...Come on, let's not get left behind," he muttered, taking wide strides to keep with the others. "I think Lexa will be fine-- she can handle herself. It's not like she's mad at you or anything, either... That stupid rat has us all on our last nerve."
Moving surprisingly quick through the brush, McChu managed to catch up with Chickie Poo, the bag of berries in his plump paw. He feared her stiff walk and stern expression was because of him, but it couldn't be-- he was trying to defend her! Waving it beside her, showing off its plump size, he looked proud of his findings. "On the upside, Chickie Poo, I've found quite the stash of grub! Should last us quite a while; maybe till we even reach some shelter. Better than these lazy fucks, eh?"
[[Lulu, feel free to lay into him if you want XD]]